By Laura Barcella
Rick Santorum aborts his Presidential campaign. Ashley Judd and a few other moralizing women tell him what's what in this Funny or Die video. He will need to undergo the mandatory 72 hour waiting period. The candidate will have to look at a sonogram and listen to the heartbeat of his heartbroken campaign manager. He will have to realize that after several months, he has created a viable living, breathing constituency. Santorum is warned that there are a lot of angry people outside. Ashely Judd confesses that as a woman, who has indeed never run for office, she has no right to weigh in on his decision.